martes, 4 de noviembre de 2008

Adiós bank charges!




Go ahead and look forward to an upcoming blog describing in full detail the phenomenon of las hermanas.  I know you are dying to know the history, as are most.  In the meantime, enjoy this las hermanas story that will give you a little insight into our crazy world. :)

As seen in the above picture, my sister and I have matching rings.  They are not exactly the same....but almost. (can you tell whose hand is whose.....which one looks older ;) ?
A long long time ago my grandfather gave his four daughters each a star sapphire ring....each one was a little bit different.

When I was, oh say, 10 I decided to steal that ring from my mom´s jewelry box and start wearing it...it´s been on my hand ever since.  Later, my aunt (my sister´s godmother) decided to pass down the ring to my sister since my aunt didn´t have any daughters.

People notice that my sister and I have the same ring and therefore are in the presence of las hermanas power.  We like to but our hands together, kinda like in Captain Planet and claim our superpowers....you wouldn´t believe the things these rings are capable of...which leads me to BANK OF AMERICA....

In my current poverty situation, I actually went under in my checking account for the first time.  I decided to go up there to bank of america and beg them to take the charge off.   Here´s what happened...

Customer Service Frau (CSF):  How can I help you?
Kristina: I was charged for going under in my account and I was wondering if you could take it off.
CSF: Well let´s take a look.
Kristina: Wow, you have the exact same ring as me.
CSF: We do.  My sister also has this ring.
Kristina: Really? So does my sister.
CSF: Yeah my mom and my aunt passed the rings down to us.
Kristina. WHAT? SO DID MY MOM AND MY AUNT!!!
CSF: Do you get a lot of compliments on the ring?
Kristina: Yes all the time!
CSF: Where are you from? (when people ask me this I assume they mean from what country)
Kristina: USA
CSF: I mean what state.
Kristina: Oh, here.
CSF: Oh, (disappointing look).  I´m from New Jersey.. we´re Italian.
Kristina: UM, My parents are from upstate New York and my mom´s 
Italian!!
CSF: Maybe it´s an Italian thing!!!
Kristina: maybe!!
CSF: I´ll go ahead and take care of that charge for you..wink wink.
Kristina: Wow! gracias! (I really did say gracias not on purpose)

Of course I IMMEDIATELY told my hermana the story and she said, 
"Next time you go into bank of America, just flash them the ring and say "you know what to do"

hahahahahaha.  Love it! this ring does have powers!!